megalomaniac...not

monday..
michelle (to her 'new boss') - ohmygod, i lurv ur shirt. is it armani?
manwhore - (while giving her a onceover) uhh no. its prada. (with an inaudible..ARMANII???)

today..
michelle - ohmygod, can u believe it? theyre gona chuck me as soon as i start arent they
me - so this pradawhore, is he even hot?
michelle - erm yea
me - cmon michelle suck it up, it wont be that bad. *as i dream about the 40% discount that her n i will soon be enjoying* (meaning overdraft defying spending)

me again - hey michelle doenst that jus sound like devil wears prada?
michelle - i kno!!
me - only ur 10 times hotter than andy.. wait wut were u wearing anyways?



so while we wait for the epic holt renfrew discount, i went ahead and did some shopping. some, meaning very little (ok its apart from the other shopping that i did a couple days ago). i bought a new pencil skirt, a couple of tops n some makeup.
im starting to like the benefit brand. the packagings are soo cute and they come up with the freshest ideas. i bought their highlighter, called moon beam, after shopping around chanel dior lancome clinique stila et all - they jus dont have nething that i wus looking for. and so far, im luvin it, and it only cost me like 25 bux.
im addicted to pencil skirts these days. u can dress them up, i would actually prefer it as a goinout outfit than jeans. and can be very professional. in fact, i think it helped me get an offer at BMO. for my interview, i wore all-jacob, a black pencil skirt, a silk brown top, my white basketweave coat and sky high stilletos (ok i should take some credit, cuz i think i aced my interview). i can almost remember the manager giving me a onceover, and me looking back (with inaudible, yea i got it bitch).